About Ouija Boards
Everyone is always asking me if I still collect "them Wee-Gee" boards. Usually, I just walk away and pretend I don't know what they're talking about. (My friends do it just to make me mad) Because of this widespread mispronounciation, the newer boxes say, "Whether you call it Wee-Gee or Wee-ja, the Ouija board spells fun." This is something stupid that Parker Brothers did to humor the people of this world with mispronounciation problems. Yet another reason that Parker Brothers should have never inherited the company (in my opinion, that is).
If you ever see me in person...please say We-ja. :) Okay...on with the FAQ.
In my opinion...YES! I've been using boards for years. It's much more fun than talking to the uneducated morons I used to meet in Yahoo! chat rooms. The Ouija boards seem to have much better spelling and grammar as well.
What kind of Ouija board works the best?
Most Ouija experts will agree that store-bought boards just can't hold their own when compared to hand-made boards. I suggest that you either make your own, or buy a hand-made board from a manufacturer on the Internet (such as myself).
My board isn't working...what am I doing wrong?
Ouija boards work differently for everyone. Some people can pick up a board and just go to town on it. Others (like myself) have to practice before they can get any results. When I first started, I couldn't get so much as one word to spell out...now I can have hour-long sessions. The best way, in my opinion, to get a board to work is to set the mood. If you are distracted, it won't work. Try not to have fruitcakes in the room screaming and laughing. The more seriously you take it, the better your results.
Me and a friend of mine were using a Ouija board and now our house/car/boat/tree etc... is haunted. How do I get rid of the ghost?
If you truly believe that you have a genuine haunting, I suggest you start charging people to stay at your house. Also, be sure to charge them extra if they want to use your Ouija board while they are there. On a slightly more serious note, I'm not a psychic medium...so I suggest you find someone who is.
You have a great collection of Ouija boards...can I have one?
Sorry, my antique board are for display purposes only. The only kind of boards I sell are my hand-made channeling boards. I highly recommend them.